Monday, April 30, 2007

Boy George has got some problems

We all already knew not to trust, go near, or listen to Boy George, but someone needs to have a sit down with this guy. This crazy gay was arrested this weekend on charges of false imprisonment and common assault. He allegedly cruised the website Gaydar, and elicited the services of a male "model" who showed up to his place, only to be KIDNAPPED & CHAINED TO A WALL. The Daily Mail reports:

Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained up after the star invited him to his house in Shoreditch to pose for photographs...But the Norwegian said he feared for his life when Boy George pounced on him and tied him up.

“I was convinced I was going to die,” he said. “George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”

Hmmm...a likely story, indeed. I don't believe this queen because he tried to spin the story by claiming that he wasn't working as an escort. No one looks at an ad online for "modeling services", and thinks they are actually going to be modeling. If you do, maybe you need to have Boy George tie you up and knock some sense into your dumbass. Regardless, Boy George has got some serious problems. Remember when he had to do community service for reporting a false burglary? Bitch is crazy:

And I don't mean in the "You so crazy! I think I wanna have your baby" way. Because I don't.

Okay, fine. Maybe I do. I've always dreamed of having an androgynous, insane child and I can think of no better sperm donor. As long as I don't have to bone his crazy, make-upped ass. Or let him touch me. Ew.

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