Monday, April 2, 2007

Another reason to hate Alanis



Let's play a game. Who can watch this video the longest? I only made it about :10 and I dare you to make it further. What is this video? It's Alanis Morissette. Oh, that alone doesn't sound painful enough? It's Alanis Morissette covering "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas AND she thinks it's funny! It's not funny. Not even a little.

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59 comments:

Jackie said...

I took the dare.

I made one whole minute.

That is the crappiest, boring, un-funny, cheepest video Ive ever seen.

Dana said...

wow...that video is like a car accident. You know you shouldn't look but you can't turn away..

:-(

Jellybean Sunshine said...

i think i got retarded watching that.

David said...

I'm so fucking angry about this. I haven't been this angry since early November 2000.

Anne said...

I tried to watch this yesterday and got through about 15 seconds. I fucking HATE Alanis.

Anonymous said...

I wish Alanis was dead. The only thing funny about that video was the fact that Alanis is uglier than I remembered.

- Andrea

mindy said...

Worst video ever. I made it half way through, though. I kept thinking there MIGHT be something funny and/or redeeming later on, but no. It was horrible.

Jenn said...

i'm not gonna lie... i liked it. maybe it's because i like alanis..

i laughed.

finnegan said...

I found this blog after googling "Alanis My Humps Hate". BEP were already in on their on joke. Making fun of "hoochies" is so 2001 anyway. Unfunny! Thanks to the gay and to both girls for calling bullshit on Alanis' latest unsuccessful stab at irony.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Jenn!
I disagree here. This Video isn't suppose to be funny, you stupid American people!
In my eyes, it criticizes all those pointless and fake videos from bitches like Beyond(cie) to Miss Fergie ... All them 40 years old whores who try to look like 20 and claim it is fun to sell out your ass and shit but not to use your brain. "Oh yes, my body is the bomb and I'll use it! Meantime fuck me and buy my latest CD ..."
In fact, I like Fergie. She may will have another face lift and surprises us all in her upcoming clip ... who knowns. Alanis is over the edge, but I like the concept of this clip.
America is a sad place and I feel so sorry for you living over there ...

Love, - Arnencé

finnegan said...

Actually, Arnence, we ALL know it's supposed to be a critique. How could we not know this? Do you really think the girls and the gay - creators of some of the wittiest celebrity abuse on the web - didn't catch the "commentary" on commercialism and sexuality that Alanis was aiming for? The only way this parody could have been less subtle is if she dressed up like Fergie, threw a bunch of money around, and then burst into tears. Oh wait, she did do that. Never mind!

Look, we're not bored by this video because it's too *real* for our unschooled American minds or something. We're not like "oooh don't rip our blindfolds off and expose us to the cruel profit motive that lies behind our cherished pop culture which we've been enjoying with totally straight faces this whole time, Alanis! We don't want to know about that! Walmart! Boobs for sale! McDonalds!" We're bored because her commentary is a self-starter and we already know. We already knows random ass-shaking and video commercialism and calling breasts "humps" is stupid. Everyone does. INCLUDING FERGIE AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS. Alanis is parodying what was already kind of a parody to begin with, and the result is a painful display of pop cultural ignorance and self-righteous sermonizing.

Oh, and by the way, I wouldn't have even replied if you hadn't resorted to name-calling. And about that: you might want to use a spell-check before telling Americans that we're stupid. We pay attention to those things. ;)

Anonymous said...

Someone is actually reading this?
:-)
That's fun!

- Arnencé

Anonymous said...

And the saga continues:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFXzJbMsows

- Arnencé

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