As you gaze upon the wonder of this little kitten sleeping on a red blanket, imagine if you will, that the kitten is actually a giant vagina because we are going to lay to bed the age old debate - VAG, VAJ, OR VADGE.
We all like to say it. But how the hell do you spell it? I like Vag because it's a shortened version of the actual word, but some people say that it looks like it should be pronounced like "bag". I don't like Vaj at all because it looks like an Indian man's name - and I don't want to think of any Vagina of mine wearing a turban and smelling of curry, although I wouldn't mind if my Vagina was a doctor...I digress. Vadge may be the most phonetic spelling, but I don't like the fact that the shortened version of the word is almost as long as the regular one.
So what is it, y'all? VAG, VAJ, OR VADGE? Enlighten me, in the comments and I promise to use the spelling of your choosing 4-eva.