Friday, March 2, 2007

Tori Spelling: Poo Fanatic

Does one become a "poo fanatic" at birth, or it is a type of fandom that is acquired over time, or in Tori Spelling's case, when you are 8 1/2 months preggo and ready to explode? Tori Spelling has a Myspace blog, in which, she speaks of her literal love for shit. Ever wondered what a day in the life of Tori Spelling might be like? Apparently, a typical day includes plunging a toilet (OMG! STARS! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!):

You know what isn't fun? Plunging a toilet...this was a two ton turd that seemed invincible. It coiled in ways I've never seen a snake do before.Good for him for having such a well balanced fiber filled diet but this brown beast scared the crap out of me! And, I'm NOT shit shy. In fact, I'm a Poo Fanatic and a fart joke fan to the extreme.

That is just one small snippet from a long, long entry about plunging this giant turd out of her toilet. This riveting tale just goes on and on. Head on over to her blog and read all about it. Better idea: Stay here and read about a different kind of celebrity shit all day long!

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