Tuesday, March 6, 2007

This post is about nipples.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blogging to talk about nipples. Nipples are quite possibly the most famous and sought after of all body parts. Countless celebrity gossip blogs thrive on being the first to post the latest "nip slip", and when we don't have nip slips to post, we like to post the closest thing we can find. One thing I wish we had more of is man nips, but most men aren't whipping out their teets and offering Papa's Milk up to anyone who will take it. Perhaps we are attracted to nipples because they were our sole source of nourishment when we were babies (you suckled your mom's titties, and I think that means you had some foreplay with your moms, I'm just saying...) or maybe we are attracted to them because they stand and COMMAND it. According to this ad from the 80's, even if our nips aren't at full attention, we wanted them to be:



But we've moved on from the THO fascination of days gone by. Hard nipples: OUT. Rosy nipples: IN. That's right - for all you ladies who suffer from lack of pigment in your boob-eyes, do we have a product for you! Nipple Tint! It's tint...for your nipples! Lucky for me, my nipples are naturally shy and therefore always blushing a nice rosy shade of embarrassment. But if you don't share my luck, head on down to Sephora and grab yourself a bottle of Benetint. When the celebrities start flashing their perfectly shaded nipples, you'll be glad that you did.

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2 comments:

NickFed said...

the labels for this post cracked me up

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