Ralph Fiennes is horny. For reals. Dude cannot stop boning the random ladies. First he sexed some girl in an airplane bathroom and now he "reportedly frolicked naked in a swimming pool with four women". My only question is...when is Ralph Fiennes coming to Detroit? I will frolick and make the sex with you anywhere you would like, Mr. Fiennes. Even if you came up to me looking like how you look in the photo above, I would still let you hit it. Why? Because under that lion-like mane lurks the actor who gave me many a she-bone in such films as The End of the Affair, Quiz Show, and Shindler's List. Okay, Shindler's List didn't give me a she-bone but Ralph Fiennes does. Look me up when you are in Detroit, Fiennes, and I promise you a good time behind a White Castle, or any other fine location of your choosing.