Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Ralph Fiennes can't stop boning!



Ralph Fiennes is horny. For reals. Dude cannot stop boning the random ladies. First he sexed some girl in an airplane bathroom and now he "reportedly frolicked naked in a swimming pool with four women". My only question is...when is Ralph Fiennes coming to Detroit? I will frolick and make the sex with you anywhere you would like, Mr. Fiennes. Even if you came up to me looking like how you look in the photo above, I would still let you hit it. Why? Because under that lion-like mane lurks the actor who gave me many a she-bone in such films as The End of the Affair, Quiz Show, and Shindler's List. Okay, Shindler's List didn't give me a she-bone but Ralph Fiennes does. Look me up when you are in Detroit, Fiennes, and I promise you a good time behind a White Castle, or any other fine location of your choosing.

7 comments:

ray said...

good call. i also would also have relations with him. sidenote, do you think he styles his hair like regularly? because i would respect him a lot more if he did.

mxky said...

You forgot to talk about the english patient :)

Anonymous said...

Hello,nice post thanks for sharing?. I just joined and I am going to catch up by reading for a while. I hope I can join in soon.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Fiennes,
I wish I were 16 and bangin' so I could join your hot tub party.
Love,
An American Gal

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I suppose that you haven't known that Fiennes trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. He began his career at the Open Air Theater, Regent's Park and, also during the late 1980s, the National Theater before becoming a 22dd star in the Royal Shakespeare Company.

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This is the worst cover for a magazine according to various specialized sites, I'm agree with that this guy looks so twisted.

Anonymous said...

Ralph, come to cape coral florida in 5 years when im 21.so that I can show you the time of your life. It seems that no matter how old you get. Ur still hot as hell.