Monday, March 19, 2007

Posh finds a new reason not to eat

David & Victoria Beckham want a girl to starve and parade around as their latest accessory. Instead of just praying to baby jesus that he bless them with a thin baby with a vagina, Posh & Becks are eating their way to a baby girl.

Posh is so determined she has put David on a special “daughter diet” - rich in alkaline foods. She has also pledged to get a tattoo of an ethnic fertility sign. David has been limiting his intake of red meat and chomping down on vast quantities of rabbit food. Under the new regime, which Victoria is overseeing with military precision, caffeine and alcohol are completely out. Dairy foods are also forbidden. Instead, it’s steamed veg or salads of lettuce, asparagus, avocado and peppers with white meat or fish.

But just in case, Victoria has also looked at tattoos. “Victoria said she is going to get a fertility sign in an intimate place, for David’s eyes only,” says a source close to the couple.

Good to know that Posh continues to starve herself and is planning on getting a tattoo of a vag on her vag.



Anonymous said...

she should try eating like a normal person. i hear not being anorexic helps with getting pregnant. still think she's ridiculously fab though!

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