Thursday, March 22, 2007

Only Kim's cat was harmed in the making of this porn

It's Christmas in March, y'alls! The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here. You can see Paris Hilton's slutty friend Kim Karashwhateverhernameis not get peed on by Ray J! I guess Ray J has a big wang. I haven't watched it yet, so you can tell me what it be like. All you have to do is go here and refresh the page a few times (in true bootleg fashion) and then eventually you might get to see the sexing. This is a porn, so it goes without saying that it is totally SFW. You should call your boss and give him/her a play by play of the action.

Thanks Rhymes with Snitch!


air force jaime said...

if there's no golden showers i am not watching. if r. kelly has taught me anything (in fact he has taught me many things) he has taught me that.

Anonymous said...

I tried to watch it because I am a sexual deviant but it didn't work.

- Andrea