Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Nicole Kidman Preggers?

Is Nicole Kidman pregnant? That's what Women's Day says. They be all:

"Nicole and Keith are having a baby," reveals an overjoyed friend. "They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages."

Where is that baby going to grow? Have you seen Nicole Kidman? I don't even think she has a stomach, which is where babies live until they Slip N Slide out of your vagina. I'm happy for her, I suppose, but if this baby is a boy, he'll probably come out snorting a line and boning some ho from Nashville. And if it's a girl, it is going to have a painful attraction to the wrong type of man. And this is why I don't want babies. But I'm sure their baby will turn out better than what my baby would look like. The baby I imagine I would have is acutally on the right in that picture.

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