X17 is reporting that Drew Barrymore has jumped from one hipster boyfriend to another, by making Spike Jonze her latest conquest. This is obvious and I am bored. I do, however, enjoy the dirtstache that Spike Jonze is sporting. Very child molester, "get in my white van with no windows" chic. I'm pretty sure it was these fine photographs that perked the interest of molester Jonze.