Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Naomi will not be cleaning anything

Splash & others are reporting that Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to clean a NYC Sanitation depot for five days as part of her Community Service sentence. Yeah, I'll tell you right now...that is not gonna happen. This is how it will go down. Naomi will show up, they will give her a broom, she will take the broom, and then bludgeon every last person in that sanitation depot. Naomi Campbell would rather murder you and go to jail for life than be photographed cleaning like Boy George was:

Her community service is set to start on March 19, so that gives her approximately 2 weeks to get out of this. I expect that she fill find a way out by 5:00pm eastern time, today. We shall see...

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