Word on the street is that Goonies might be coming to Broadway. Can I make a suggestion as far as casting goes? In the role of Sloth, I implore the powers that be to cast:
Call me Rosie, but I think the resemblance is uncanny. My only other request would be that Cyndi Lauper stand off stage and sing "The Goonies R Good Enough" throughout the entire performance. Seeing as neither of my beautiful dreams will be realized, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that if this ever does happen, it will severely blow ass. Your thoughts?