Friday, March 23, 2007

Mel Gibson now hates college

Mel Gibson is angry. First it was the women & the Jews that enraged him (but who doesn't hate either of those groups?), and now it is Mayans and anything to do with college. TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson was all STFU to some professor when she tried to critique his depiction of Mayans in Apocolypto.

After Gibson's presentation, the crowd was allowed to ask questions. Alicia Estrada, an Assistant Professor of Central American Studies at CSUN, challenged Gibson, asking him if he had read about the Mayan culture before shooting the controversial film. Gibson said he had. Estrada persisted, stating that representations in the movie that the Mayans engaged in sacrificial ceremonies and had bloodthirsty tendencies were both wrong and racist. Estrada and others tell TMZ that Gibson exploded in anger, responding, "Lady, F**k off."

I would have told that slut to EFF OFF too. Trying to get all up in Mel's face with her facts and her knowledge. Y'all know that "Mayan" is just a fancy word for a Mexican, right? So we can pretty much deduce that they will also be running across the border to steal our jobs any day now. Mel's just looking out for us 'Mericans. At least that's what the Book of Truth by Mel Gibson told me. Where do you find such a book? Well, when you call in to order that Miracle Spring Water stuff you see on infomercials at 3am, just coo "They'll never take our freedom!" to your operator. They will transfer you to Mel's house and you can ask him to send you the book. And at least he didn't call you Sugar Tits, Professor Girl. Women always gotta be bitching about something.

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