Monday, March 19, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is a "DJ"

Lindsay Lohan was shuffling her ipod at some club in New York this weekend. La Lohan was so scared that her daddy was going to try to come and see her that she flipped out and gave the security guards pictures of her dad to make sure he was kept out of da club. Then, she was so drunk nervous about her dad, that she became enraged at people who were snapping photos of our drunk princess. She yelled "If you take any more f--king photos, there's going to be no more f--king music. Do you want to be in a f--king quiet club?" - Oh hell no, photo-taking-people. Lindsay will turn her ipod off RIGHT FUCKING NOW! So just cool out with the pictures! The CDL never did show up at the club, probably because now that he's a freebird, he has better things to do with his time than try to reconnect with his daughter. There are shoes to throw at people and hos to bone, Lohan, Daddy doesn't care about how good you are at hitting shuffle on your ipod and dancing like an asshole when the latest TV on the Radio track that you love comes on.


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