Friday, March 2, 2007


AAAAWWWWW SHIT! This funeral is gonna be off the chain! The body is there, the booze is flowing, some country star is singing, and I'm sure DJ AM will show up at some time, this funeral is gonna totally kick the shit out of your ass, and Tori Spelling is gonna have to plunge it. Two Girls and a Gay is your official "Anna Nicole's Rockin' Funeral Pre-Party" spot! Let's get some jams going:

Yeah. Now that we have the gayest song in existence playing (possibly being lip synced by Bobby Trendy?) - we can really get this funeral started right! Weren't invited to the real bash? You can watch it LIVE right here! I hope they got Ryan Seacrest to host this funeral, he hosts pretty much everything else in the world. They should also dig up her son and prop him up next to the casket while they play "One Last Cry" by Brian McKnight. But enough talk about the funeral - this is the PRE-PARTY! We got Anna's favorite person in the whole world (next to herself) Stripes McGee & his yellow pet poodle providing entertainment, and a whole lotta drugs - IT'S TIME TO PARTY, ANNA STYLE!

So bust out your methadone and do whatever it is that you do with it one last time for Anna! Trust me, she would have wanted it this way.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amber, this is truly the weirdest thing you have ever posted