Thursday, March 15, 2007

Kirsten Dunst: Twat or Not-A-Twat



Kirsten Dunst is a dick twat. That's what we'll be deciding anyway. I think dudes like her because she's got big boobs, but need I remind you dudes that she has a jacked up grill that will shred up your wang like coleslaw. What'll it be dudes? Titties or shreded wang?

Kirsten Dunst thinks she can read. Twat

I guess some people liked her as that child vampire. Don't say I never did anything for you, child vampire fans. Not-A-Twat

Kirsten Dunst got to bone Jake Gyllenhaal and I never will. While I know this is just my jealousy talking - Twat

Kirsten Dunst was in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Luckly for her, that movie is good enough to give her a vote of Not-A-Twat

“After Marie Antoinette, I was feeling that I had to prove myself. Ugh. Like, I didn’t do it. I didn’t prove myself enough. Then I thought, Whatever. I’m in a really happy place, and I want to do a fun movie. Why do I want to be superserious chick all the time? I have a dark side, but I also like comedy, so I think next I want to do something that’s super over-the-top.” Twat

The TWAT's have it! Unless some of you can tell me why this dumbass is not a twat - I'm going with twat. Is there anything at all redeemable about her? Aside from her floppy boobs (if that's your thing)?

9 comments:

ray said...

twat - shes super annoying, and a real bad actor. shes always appears to be trying to be in everybodies face, but you know what.... in her face, nobody cares.
and you know what else, her chest isnt that great, mine might not be that big, but they are a lot nice. you know why? because they are not attached to her body.

me again said...

err. i meant to say ...they are a lot nicer, not a lot nice. i guess thats another reason i go with twat, she distracts me from typing proper english. my bad.

Anne said...

Twat. Anyone who uses the phrase "I have a dark side" gets an automatic twat vote.

Anonymous said...

i used to think not-a-twat, but over the last handful of years i've changed my mind.

although - i do like her messed up teeth. they're awful to look at, but at least she hasn't gotten them hillary duffed.

(shannon)

brian said...

I think she's a bit on the twat side, but here's some other reasons she might not be:
- She seems to not care that she has an incredibly lazy eye;
- Dunston checks in;
- she refers to her butt as the reason she's going to do comedy;

oh forget it, she's a twat. That lazy eye is terrible and what's worse is that people pretend she's not ugly and that she doesn't have a lazy eye.

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"shred your wang like coleslaw..."
that brilliance is aching for a Tshirt! Kiki's slogan. thanks for a great blog!

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