Well it looks like Posh was getting tired of being the not-as-hot one in the relationship. Bitch cut off all of sweet Beckham's hair! He now looks like a Q-Tip. Don't believe me? Let's have a closer look:
Shaved on the sides and fluffed on the top is not a good look for him. Luckily, he is David Beckham and therefore is transformed into the hottest Q-Tip I have ever seen in my life. Nice try, Posh, but now I can just use your husband's head to clean out my vagina.
...Too much? I don't even know what that means.