If all Asians look the same (and they do), Angelina Jolie has just stepped her stealth mode up a notch. If it weren't for those red shoes, I would have no idea which child she was lovingly carrying onto the plane, and which child has been tossed aside into the arms of some old white guy. But wait -- she could have put Pax's delightful red shoes on the now forsaken Maddox and pulled a total mindfreak on us! Angelina! Why must you always be one step ahead!! Thank God for People Magazine who will have little Paxton on the cover this week. Now I can analyze him and never be fooled again by the trickery of the Jolie clan! If you just crapped your pants out of excitement and want a little taste now, go here and see how some crooked red sunglasses and a backwards hat can make you go from poverty to HOTTT-er-ty?