Dita Von Teese is pretty in that "Don't you wish all strippers looked like this" way, but she looks like a porcelain robot - and I don't appreciate that one bit. There is only one face she can make, and its the one picture above. When she tries to talk, she looks like she's in excruciating pain:
Or at least that's how I imagine Dita in excruciating pain to look like. It's kind of hard to imagine what any sort of emotion might look like on someone who clearly has no muscles in her face. Look at this picture of her with an old Asian lady -
It is a proven fact that Asians are an emotionless kind, but that cute old Asian lady has more feeling in her pinky than Dita has in her entire body. You know why? Because this bitch is a [Michigan bred] robot. She's luring all y'all in with her looks and then she will destroy us all. How else can you explain her marriage to Manson? Only a robot with no feeling emotionally or otherwise would let him put his peen in her.