Keep on peacefully strolling around NYC while you still can, Dina & Lindsay Lohan, because Crazy Daddy Lohan is getting out of jail tomorrow! I am so excited about Crazy Daddy Lohan hitting the bricks!!! IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS!!! For what seems like years now, we've read his rambling letters and seen his crazy drawings. Now, we will get to see and hear Crazy Daddy Lohan in all of his glory! He's already started and he's not even out of jail yet! The CDL has ideas man, ideas for shows that will blow your effing mind:
"He’s still very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We’ll be going along when he does that. We’ll be with him when he tries to ‘save’ some of his old Hollywood pals.
"And he’s got other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill - not for sex, but for her time so he can talk to her and try to save her. He wants to make things right with the world. And especially with his family."
Both of those shows sound pretty sweet to me. When I think of responsible members of society who don't want to bone their daughters, Joe Simpson and Crazy Daddy Lohan are the first two that come to mind, so putting them on a desert island alone with their daughters sounds like a good thing to try. And trying to convert prostitutes into born agains sounds like riveting television. I'm going to pitch a show to E! that involves me following the prostitutes that got the gospel and the cool $100 cash from the CDL, and then watch them spend it on crack while they are blowing the CDL in a dark alley somewhere. Anyhoo - I can't believe this glorious event snuck up on me. We will keep you posted on all things CDL in the coming days, weeks, FOREVER! HE'S FREE AT LAST!
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