After a long night of pale skinned partying, all the while managing not to change her clothes once in 3 days, Kirsten Dunst realizes that her and her frat boys are out of condoms! That's what happens when you let some Hawaiian douchebags bang you six ways from Sunday. Kirsten and Tab decide to scrounge through the garbage to find a used condom that they can re-use. Just rinse that shit out first! Way to Go Green, Kirsten!
Anyone else got a different idea as to what the hell is going on here? Leave your ideas...in the comments! Ew, and put some shoes on Kirsten!