"Celebrities" who are from Detroit generally depress the hell out of me. Madonna is the only good thing that has ever come out of here, and even that wavers from time to time. However, I may try to use the fact that we are both from Detroit to convince Andrew WK to do a regular feature on the blog. It would be called "Andrew WK on ________" and he could ramble on and on about anything we want! I feel like with enough K, he could probably be pursuaded. Above, you will find the first "installment" of this new "feature", provided by my favorite thing to read on Friday, Gawker's Blue States Lose. I think I may have confused some of you the last time I talked about this, but if you want to give it another go - click on the link. It is a gem, this week. And if any of you know Andrew WK, tell him we are interested!