I love fashion. No matter how absolutely ridiculous people look, they will continue to wear anything that someone else has deemed "cool". High-Rise jeans: Not.Cool. But this year, everyone will think that they are and all the dumb sluts will start wearing them. And I will laugh and laugh. The only thing I'm not looking forward to about this trend is the obscene amount of camel-toe that we will certainly be subjected to. Thank you, Fergie Ferg, for managing to successfully pull off looking like an asshole, without making me see a denim outline of your london bridge.