On Feb. 19, Lindsay Lohan and a mystery man went to get some ice cream. Then Lohan appeared on Star Tracks today, wearing the same awful spider hat:
This obviously means that they are in love, or at least having sex. Young love often inspires many bad choices, such as wearing a stupid hat, or getting pregnant. My question is, who is this guy that could possibly be the father of the yet-to-be-conceived Lohan spawn? Anyone have any ideas?