The Winner for Best Blowjob Giver goes to Paris Hilton
The Winner for Big Smelly Pootang goes to Tara Reid
The Winner for Most used goods goes to Lindsay Lohan
The Winner for Most Diseased goes to Joe Francis!!
Girls Gone Wild! Mogul Jow Lawrence chimed into the Howard Stern show and tried to deny claims that he and Paris were not behind the Pariexposed website. Listeners alleged that he sounded very high. Stern thought he was a liar because he kept saying the parisexposed website over and over and over. Like he would make money off everytime he said the site. Surprisingly, the only chick he used a condom with was Tara Reid...good for her or good for him? Meaning, he probably had sex with Paris after she got the herpes. He also had sex with Lindsay Lohan who also will now have herpes. Jesus, a herpes outbreak in all of young hollywood ahahaha. Herpes is the new HIV, but for you straighties. BooYaa...the fags win! But heteros, do let Paris suck you off cuz apparently she is good at it, but watch out for those "canker sores."