I had previously stated that I was going to do Tyra Banks as this week's "Blank or Not-A-Blank". I was very excited about this, but as I was "researching" this topic, I found it difficult to come up with one word that meant "self-righteous, egotistical bitch". I also found that this was not a good choice due to the lack of debate. Everyone knows Tyra Banks is a self-righteous, egotistical bitch. She has never tried to hide that fact, she has actually built her empire based on that. The only two redeeming things about Tyra Banks is ANTM and the fact that she was in both "Higher Learning" and "Coyote Ugly" - two exceptionally great films.
No, I thought I would bring forth a challenge this week. Today, we decide the fate of a baby. I have the courage to ask the question that all of Hollywood has been murmuring about for the last 10 months; Is Suri Cruise an A-Hole? It's a simple question, really. Let's break it down:
Suri Cruise and Beck have something in common. They are both Scientologists by birth. Sucks to be them, because that makes them both - A-Holes
There is that faint possibility that Tom Cruise is not the father of Suri Cruise - and that Chris Klein is actually the father. You know Tom Cruise can't father anything. Not-An-A-Hole
Suri Cruise was being a total diva when she made the world wait 5 months before we saw pictures of her. Contrary to what you may have heard, that was her call. A-Hole
At 10 months, Suri Cruise has the kind of hair that most people only dream of. And while it seems like she may be a little too 'in my face' with said hair, I can't knock her just because I'm jealous. Not-An-A-Hole
Hmmm...see! This one is harder than it looks. And if you're scared to call a baby an A-Hole, don't be. It's actually quite liberating. I'm gonna call every baby I see this weekend an A-Hole just for fun, and I suggest you do the same. Unless it is your own personal baby...then maybe hold off. But this baby is fair game. Take that Katie Holmes, we're about to find out if your baby is an A-Hole! Leave your deep thoughts, in the comments!