With all of the recent going-ons, I almost forgot about our new Friday feature! Last week, you fuckers set me straight, and I have accepted that Jeremy Piven is in fact a Douche, contrary to what I previously believed. So, thank you, dear readers. I have often asked myself where I would be without your knowledge. And while I figure that the answer would be "The same place I am now, face down in a gutter somewhere, being kicked by a homeless man, but luckily stealing the wi-fi connection from the Burger King I am lying half-unconscious outside of", I do like these little games we play...so without further adieu:
SIENNA MILLER: HO OR NOT-A-HO
Her middle name is Rose. HO
She got to bone Jude Law, and then he cheated on her ass. Not-A-Ho
She is constantly talking about how she doesn't want to be famous, all the while...trying to be famous. HO
But then when I see clips of her such as this one of her on The Daily Show, I can't help but wonder if she is just a misunderstood ho. Not-A-Ho
I don't know what to think here, y'all. Is she a real-life Ho? Or just a misunderstood British chick, and therefore Not-A-Ho? Help me figure this one out, in the comments. And please leave your suggestions for next week's _______ or not-a-_________ either in the comments, or email them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'm thinking next week might be "50 Cent: Gay or Not-A-Gay" unless I get something better.