Monday, February 12, 2007

Ralph Finnes bones stewardess in bathroom!



I know this may be old news to you weekend gossip hounds, but did you hear about Ralph Fiennes boning a stewardess in an airplane bathroom? Apparently a 38-year-old stewardess was suspended from her job after her co-workers saw her leaving the bathroom right after Finnes during a flight from Australia to India. The stewardess has said:

“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later.”


What is wrong with this bitch? If I boned Ralph Fiennes in the bathroom, and my work asked me if it was true I would say "Hell yes it is true! I boned the hell out of him in the bathroom, and I'd do it again if the opprotunity presented itself. If that is a crime, fire me now...because, if I didn't make myself clear the first time, I would definitely, without a doubt, bone him again." Yep, that's pretty much what my official statement would be.

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8 comments:

Ed Reif said...

Ralph Fiennes Gets Some Complimentary Mojo On TakeOff Plus Bonus Miles!



Can't Blame It On RainMan!

Quantas Stewardess Lisa Robertson must have taken Hotel Anyware's moniker serious --- "A Business class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo after takeoff. Feel free to move around the cabin, but please stay inside the aircraft until you land."

According to Rainman (Dustin Hoffman in the film of the same name ) only one airline, Qantas never crashed, but it did have a mid-air incident on a recent Darwin-to-Mumbai (Bombay) flight. It now has Hollywood's best frequent flyer program as Ralph Fiennes, seat 2K, got triple xxx bonus miles with Lisa Robertson as he joined the elite group of travelers in the mile high airborne "shagadelic" club.

Ralph has given new meaning to the free spirited traveler's wanderlust. He was on a five-day UNICEF tour of AIDS-ravaged India to raise awareness about STDs. The global promoter and Ambassador of safe sex has become "Unsafe Rafe" at any speed. Harry Pothead gets busted, by the former New South Wales DEA undercover cop, turned flight attendant.

Daddy's little girl,Robertson says, "He didn't' wear a condom. Looking back it was dangerous behaviour - and pretty hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about Aids. "But at the time I didn't care. As we were going at it he joked, 'Are you promiscuous."

Work Ethic In The Toilet

Her dad Graham Robertson, was quoted as saying" Lisa just does her job and if someone wants a cup of coffee and biscuits, she looks after them." I guess bathroom sex is part of her $24,000 per year job. Check please.

Thank you for flying Quantas. Flight crew,you can now return your passengers to their upright positions.

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