Friday, February 2, 2007

Page Six: Stars are dicks

Did you know that some of your favorite stars, aren't the nice, thoughtful, caring, hard-working people you thought they were? Wait, you never thought they were nice, thoughtful, caring or hard-working?

Well, did you know, that some celebrities....ARE ASSHOLES???!!! Yes! Even celebrities like Chris Tucker, Brett Ratner, Lindsay Lohan, and EVEN PARIS HILTON are divalicious dicks. Say it ain't so, right?! Well, thankfully Page Six is here to break the news that stars are egocentric assholes that can *gasp* sometimes hold up the shooting of a movie:

"'[Chris Tucker] won't come out of his trailer until the script is up to his standards,' giggled one spy on the set in Santa Ana. 'What, $25 million isn't enough to just do your job and act?' A rep for Tucker didn't return calls."

But my favorite is this:

"On the same set, horndog director Brett Ratner 'sends an assistant named Scott around to every female extra, collecting phone numbers in a too obvious, not-so-suave way,' the source said. 'Scott commands these $150-a-day actress-hopefuls to give him their phone numbers simply because 'the director wants it.' '

A rep for Ratner, who has dated Rebecca Gayheart and Serena Williams, said, 'That's ridiculous. If Brett wants a phone number, he'll get it himself.'

Yep, Brett Ratner has got his own assholery on lock down, all on his own, thank you very much! He doesn't need some "assistant" running around being a prick for him...he's got it covered. I mean, this is Brett Ratner we're talking about here.

Sorry to start the Friday off on such a negative note, but I just couldn't let the well-spread fallacy that your favorite celebrities are "nice, caring people" live on any longer. Yes, contrary to popular belief, Stars really are dicks...JUST LIKE US!

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