Monday, February 5, 2007

Le Art?

No, your wildest dreams have not come true. This is Le Art, and not Kevin Federline's real throat slashed open. This photo was taken by celebrity photographer Steven Klein, who had this to say about this piece:

'It wasn’t a big deal for Federline to appear like this, says Klein nonchalantly. “It’s like a classical painting. The slash, the make-up, is a mask that reveals who the person is. For me, the break in the skin shows that all portraits are lies. To see through the skin is to see someone’s reality.” The violence of the picture is made more intriguing when you consider what happened to Federline next: dumped by Spears and fast-tracked to public enemy number one.'

Whatever. I think Steven Klein needs to stay focused on portraying the fantasies we want to see, such as this:

My god. Angelina mounting Brad while he puts his hands down his pants. Thank god it's 5:00PM and I have my vibrator programmed to start warming up at home at 4:57PM! I'm coming home, Mr. Rabbit!!!


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