Friday, February 23, 2007

Joss Stone doesn't like it when you watch her puke.

British people are pissed at Joss Stone. First, she was shunned at the Brit awards for taking with a "ludicrous LA drawl". She tried to do some damage control by appearing on a radio show to talk about how hard it is to be a celebrity. The 19 year old pissed and moaned like so:

“I don’t have any time to hang out with anybody. I know people work hard. They wake up early, go to work and come home. I don’t do that, it doesn’t happen."

That quote made Brits everywhere give one big "Hell to the no!" to this barefooted "star". However, this little quote from The Sun is what caught my eye:

She griped about how celebs have to give up their “health and happiness” and explained to Moyles why her life is harder than her fans’.

She said: “You’ve just puked, you feel fat. It’s one of those days. Imagine that, and add people outside your home.”

I know what you're saying, girl. It's hard out here for a bulimic. All you want to do is spew in the privacy on your own home, and walk around barefoot in it, and you got all these paparazzi all up in your face. And worst of all, after you've just puked, you still totally feel fat. As singer Monica (who has had her own share of problems recently) so eloquently put it in the 90's..Joss Stone's possible bulimia should simply be attributed to being "just one of dem days". How else is she expected to fit in those fabulously tight, flowered pants, pictured above?

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