Friday, February 2, 2007

Jeremy Piven: Douche or not-a-Douche?




A lot of people think Jeremy Piven is a douche. A lot of people think he is not-a-douche, and some people even want to bone him. I ask you, dear readers, to settle this once and for all.

JEREMY PIVEN: DOUCHE OR NOT-A-DOUCHE.

My thoughts on this are as follows:

Jeremy Piven was a delight in PCU. Not-a-douche.

Jeremy Piven had a birthday party and Lindsay Lohan was there looking all trashy in her nude bikini. That was on his watch. Douche.

Jeremy Piven brings his mom to award shows. Not-a-douche.

Jeremy Piven made the phrase "Hug it out" obnoxiously common among douchebags and frat boys. Even though he didn't write it, it is his fault for its popularity. Douche.

I can't deny that I find him mildly attractive, even more so in that picture with the cute monkey. Not-a-douche.

I may be wrong here...but I'm gonna say that Jeremy Piven is NOT-A-DOUCHE!!! However, if you feel differently, or can think of anything else to add to this list, please do so, in the comments! I would really like to hear other opinions on this one. Next Friday, we will have a riveting discussion on Sienna Miller: Ho or Not-A-Ho!

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48 comments:

Molly said...

Jeremy Piven is a douche.

He was a total sleaze to my sweet old roommate. He turned assrude on her because she didn't want to sleep with him after knowing him five minutes. Then he invited five barely legals (probably not even legal) over while she was still there... long story.

gist? JEREMY PIVEN = GIANT DOUCHEBAG.

Anne said...

DOUCHE! I heard a horrible date-rape story from a friendofafriend -- that Pivin did the crime and his buddy John Cusack got the charges dropped! I don't want to believe it b/c it means I have to think Cusack is a douche too, but there you have it.

PIVEN = UNDENIABLE DOUCHE

Anonymous said...

douche Douche !!!

like him a lot better in ellen

ray said...

douche - but i still kinda want to sex him.

Mitch said...

Total Douche. But I love to douche.

Anonymous said...

i heard there is a big fued between stephen dorff and jeremy piven.

i'd have to choose jeremy any day.

(shannon)

ps - sienna HO!

candini said...

DOUCHE!! totally sick. i agree on the pcu, but everything else is so wrong. and the trailer for the new movie makes me believe he is an even bigger douche.

douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!!!! not even midly attractive!! sorry, dude.

Anonymous said...

He is no Ryan Gosling, that's for sure. That is all I have to say on that subject.

mercutia said...

i heard there is a big fued between stephen dorff and jeremy piven.

Given that they give off the vibe of having crawled out from under the same rock, that's actively funny to me.

Huge, huge douche.

Anonymous said...

I want to bone the Douche!

AJ said...

Who cares?

Anonymous said...

Ari Gold is a douche, but funny as Hell. Jeremy Piven is a douche and sad....Incredivle douche.

IG-88 said...

Douche. No doubt about it. No argument.

Dooooooooooosh behg!

BeefCurtainSally said...

Douche of dynamic proportions! My sister was at a place in NYC with her kids, and this douche was seated near her table. He had the FOULEST mouth, and when she asked him to please clean up the language he told her MYOFB. The waitstaff apologized, but told her he does this ALL the time, and offered to move her to another table. WHAT A DOUCHE!

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honeyv said...

I don't know him in person, but from what I've seen he is not a COMPLETELY douche. I think he is kinda infatuated, but also a great actor. Ari is my favorite character from Entourage and I definitely see intelligence in Jeremy. The fact that he's known for chasing/banging every-girl-model-whatever makes him douche.

Conclusion? um..yeah... JP IS hot and I'd like to bang him..

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I think think he was a douche, actually this man never do anything correct, I don't know that's my opinion and I don't matter what other people think about it.m10m

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