A lot of people think Jeremy Piven is a douche. A lot of people think he is not-a-douche, and some people even want to bone him. I ask you, dear readers, to settle this once and for all.
JEREMY PIVEN: DOUCHE OR NOT-A-DOUCHE.
My thoughts on this are as follows:
Jeremy Piven was a delight in PCU. Not-a-douche.
Jeremy Piven had a birthday party and Lindsay Lohan was there looking all trashy in her nude bikini. That was on his watch. Douche.
Jeremy Piven brings his mom to award shows. Not-a-douche.
Jeremy Piven made the phrase "Hug it out" obnoxiously common among douchebags and frat boys. Even though he didn't write it, it is his fault for its popularity. Douche.
I can't deny that I find him mildly attractive, even more so in that picture with the cute monkey. Not-a-douche.
I may be wrong here...but I'm gonna say that Jeremy Piven is NOT-A-DOUCHE!!! However, if you feel differently, or can think of anything else to add to this list, please do so, in the comments! I would really like to hear other opinions on this one. Next Friday, we will have a riveting discussion on Sienna Miller: Ho or Not-A-Ho!