Thursday, February 8, 2007

I'll go with the one on the far right, please.



The NY Daily News is reporting that Cameron Diaz compared her new boyfriend's (Yes, she is now cofirmed to be dating Wang-Cap) wang to a piece of bread. The story says:

Justin Timberlake isn't the only one enjoying the single life. Cameron Diaz was at Cut in the Beverly Wilshire Hotel Monday night, "with a girlfriend and drinking wine for more than three hours," says an L.A. spy. The friend then asked a pointed question about her new beau, surf champ Kelly Slater. "Cam grabbed a breadstick to demonstrate. She was in great spirits and kept twirling her hair," says the witness. The breadstick was 9 inches long, if you were wondering. ...


Dudes, do you like having your wang compared to a long and skinny breadstick? I guess the skinny part is debatable, as we don't know the width of said breadstick, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was long and skinny. This story would have been much better if they were dining on summer sausages, and she picked up a ridiculously huge sausage from the table, waved it around, twirled her hair, and then attempted to crazily devour it in one ferocious bite. Celebrity lives are always so much better in my mind. Also, you can buy that sausage in Michigan, in case you are in need...

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