And I am not talking about these sluts:
But he probably enjoys them too. The real plastic I'm talking about is Holly Madison.
While I do enjoy Holly, she has gotten a lot of work done. Rumblings in city of glitz and glamour are saying that Hef is ready to get married at 80. Not only will this be a great money maker, but he also allegedly really loves Holly....awww (cue horses and puppies).
According to the NY Post:
IT'S not true that nobody in Los Angeles can talk about anything except movies. The buzz of the weekend Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner, 80, will get married again before the end of the year to his No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison. "This is very secret, but the word is 'yes,' " one insider told Page Six. "Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, 'The Girls Next Door.' Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly." Madison is just one of three of the Playboy founder's buxom blond girlfriends featured on the show. "But Hef sees that she is the most dedicated," said our source. "Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly." Hefner, who has been married twice before, is keeping the wedding plans secret for now because monogamy will kill his reality show."
Me thinks this is a ploy to get people to watch the third season of "The Girls Next Door" that begins sometime in the beginning of March. If i could afford to get all that work done, I'd be hot too. And being gay, you know I have no problem sucking or taking perma-pruned cock up the butt until the geezer croaks and I get me some monies...Fuckadime, I'm a silva dolla, holla!