Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Get off the grass, Lohan!

Lindsay! It's been a while. I see you're working on a movie! Is this movie a tranny bio-pic? Or perhaps the True Hollywood Story of Ashlee Simpson? Because that is what you were looking like yesterday:

But she managed to pull it together to go twirling at some party.

I mean, sort of pull it together. Listen, you can't keep showing up at parties and expect not to fall off the wagon. It will work for a while, but then you'll be doing body shots off stripper's asses again in no time. I'm gonna hit snooze on Lohan for now, someone wake me up when she's got the herp or something...

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