R. Kelly's got a case of the Lohan! The singer has been hospitalized in Miami with appendicitis. How convenient for Kelly, as he will miss a status hearing in his Kiddie Porn case that was scheduled for Wednesday. Also, how convenient that the same day the video release of some other celebrity peeing on someone is announced, R. Kelly is back in the news again. I see your game, R. Kelly...and well played, indeed. Now get better so you can continue your work on the (hopefully) many upcoming chapters of "Trapped in the Closet".