Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Anne Hathaway was depressed? BUT SHE'S A CELEBRITY!

Stars...They battle depression...JUST LIKE US!

Anne Hathaway has jumped on the emo train (right along side Zach Braff & Mandy Moore), claiming that she used to be depressed. Cue all the kids & dumbass bloggers screaming "NO! She is...depressed??? But she is so...pretty! And her boobies are so great! And she played a princess for god's sake! PRINCESSES CAN'T BE DEPRESSED!"

Sorry to break it to you, but Anne Hathaway also takes shits and wipes her ass (hopefully).

Although, this little bit did catch me off guard:

"I said to Mom the other day, 'Do you remember that girl? She has now gone, gone to sleep. She has said her piece and she is gone,' " Hathaway, 24, tells Britain's Tatler magazine. "But then I thought, 'I so remember her, only she is no longer part of me.' "

Perhaps Anne Hathaway is not depressed, but more like completely shithoused crazy. "I sang Depressed Hathaway to sleep with a lullaby...SSSSHHHHHH! DON'T WAKE HER! SHE WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!" Just remember everyone, no matter how fabulous stars look at the golden globes, there's a little mini-crazy/depressed version of them sleeping in their heads. Don't clap too loud, or you may be crushed.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah, hathaway is shithouse crazy all right, i know the bitch, she goes on these web-sites and makes posts oh you should love anne, she's nice and not boring. i cannot stand her freak ass.