I'm talking to all the straight men that read this blog. That's right...all 7 of you. Would you hit it? Do you find Keira Knigtley's hideously scrawny frame attractive? Do you wonder if you could see the outline of your wang beneth her skin while you were doing it? I bet you could. If dudes find this attractive, I don't know what the world is coming to...Seriously, if the bitch turned to the side, she would literally disappear. Look, it almost happened:
That's why her boyfriend is holding on to her, he doesn't want to lose her in the sea! If I ever desired my stomach to look like that, I would have to get a 13 year old boy's stomach surgically implanted over mine. Do they do that kind of surgery?