Wednesday, January 3, 2007

The Virgin Mary is so hot right now...



The Virgin Mary was totally boring, before someone decided to take it up a celebrity-notch and paint her as Angelina Jolie. UUUUUUHHHHHHH - That Virgin is HOTTTTT! I bet you dudes (and hell, even you ladies -- as we all know Angelina Jolie posesses a power that weakens both genders, regardless of sexual orientation) never thought you would want to bend the Virgin Mary over your bed and give her the old wham-bam, but now you do! And look at little Maddox's wang! UUUUUHHHHHH! That's right. In a couple years, you will be mine Maddox Jolie-Pitt. Oh yes, you will be mine...

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