Here comes Tyra! Oh hell-to-the-no you didn't call her fat! Bitch is gonna tear shit up on her show on Thursday! I'm calling in sick to work just to watch it. Ok, that's a lie, but the sad truth is...I want to. I pretty much support and agree with everything Tyra is saying, but...it is funny to hear Tyra say it. I'm not making fun of her because she has put on some weight, I'm making fun of her because bitch is crazy and can create fake tears better than anyone I have ever seen. If you are living the high life (read: unemployed) please tune in to the Tyra show tomorrow and let me know how it went.