Thursday, January 11, 2007

Spears makes first appearance with Jayden James!!!

Jayden James was really a small dog all along! Spears was either pregnant with a puppy, or never pregnant at all, which finally explains WHY THE HELL WE'VE NEVER SEEN JAYDEN JAMES! Forget about stupid Suri. Where is Jayden? Right here, folks. Britney Spears must have birthed a dog!!! I wonder what it feels like to have a puppy swimming around in your uterus! I bet it feels AWESOME! Here's a picture of Britney with her other child that we've seen so much of, Sean Preston:

Clearly, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I see little SP is picking up pretty quickly from dear old momsie, adopting her vacant, confused stare...Well done, Spears! I know it's a little early, but MOTHER OF THE YEAR '07, anyone?



nic said...

Why the hell doesn't she ever hold her own kid?!? All these useless fake mothers! (Britney, Julia "Big-mouth") No matter what your issues are with Courtney Cox Arquette or Gwen Stefani or Gweneth Paltrow at least they are always holding their own!!

Jellybean Sunshine said...

this is the best outfit she's worn all year. and is that a new manny?

Girl #1 said...

no...not a new manny, that is her manager larry rudolph. also a tool.