Jayden James was really a small dog all along! Spears was either pregnant with a puppy, or never pregnant at all, which finally explains WHY THE HELL WE'VE NEVER SEEN JAYDEN JAMES! Forget about stupid Suri. Where is Jayden? Right here, folks. Britney Spears must have birthed a dog!!! I wonder what it feels like to have a puppy swimming around in your uterus! I bet it feels AWESOME! Here's a picture of Britney with her other child that we've seen so much of, Sean Preston:
Clearly, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I see little SP is picking up pretty quickly from dear old momsie, adopting her vacant, confused stare...Well done, Spears! I know it's a little early, but MOTHER OF THE YEAR '07, anyone?