Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Since you're not around for me to tell you (baby) face to face...

In more news to fuel the break-up rumours surrounding Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, The Sun is reporting that there were more than a few references to the now-over couple during the opening night of his FutureSex/LoveShow tour Monday night in San Diego. Monday would have also been the birthday of Elvis Presley, and Justin pretended to care by saying:

“It’s a special day because it is the opening night of the tour. But it is also special because it is one of my idol’s birthday and today I think he would have been 72. It is Elvis’s birthday. Since I am from Memphis I’m going to sing a song.”

Then he started to sing Heartbreak Hotel: "Since my baby left me...". He OBVIOUSLY was talking about Cameron (OMG, OMG), but I wish he would have sang the Whitney Houston version, which is by far superior to Elvis' jam. See below:

Clearly a more jamming jam. But that wasn't the only reference Justin made to his failed love, after singing the slow jam "Still on my Brain" he laughed and said "That's enough of that one".

Last night was also the people's choice awards, in which Cameron was in attendance, and Justin accepted his award live via sattelite. Neither of them referenced the break-up, or more importantly, each other at all. So, with all of this drama a-brewing, I think it may be safe to say that the couple are, in fact, done. Just in time for all y'all to try to weasel your way backstage and blow him on this tour! Lucky you! And also, lucky Justin! For the blow jobs, and for getting rid of dumbass Cameron Diaz. She was OBVIOUSLY a lesbian anyway...look at these pictures from the People's choice awards last night:

Everyone knows that once you touch a lesbian, you become a lesbian. It's science, y'all. You can't argue with science. Here's another picture of Cameron Diaz, Lesbian:

Quick re-cap! What did we learn from this post?

1) Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz = broken up
2) Heartbreak Hotel by Whitney Houston & Friends is superior to Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis
3) Cameron Diaz is a lesbian


Anonymous said...

"ou touch a lesbian, you become a lesbian."

wow. your not very intelligent /or/ mature now are you?
being gay isent contagious. although, the flu is. I suggest you go get your flu shot. then die from the allergic reaction form it =|.

Anonymous said...

if you touch a lesbian you become one? shit! i must have have touched half a lesbian then. which means, i'm bi. idiot.