Thursday, January 25, 2007

Reading Lesson

Here we have Felicity Keri Russell, showing us the correct way to read to children:

Note the smile, the generally happy expression, the warmth, and the caring nature of this celebrity as she reads "Where the Wild Things Are" to some kinders.

Now, let's take a look at how Gwyneth Paltrow reads to children:

Gwyneth Paltrow: And now, we're gonna try something pretty simple. It's called reading. Who wants to try?

Kid 1: ...But...We don't know how to read!

Gwyneth Paltrow: Wha-Who the fuck said that?


Gwyneth Paltrow: Was it you in the back? Huh, fucktard? How bout you give it a go...if you think you're so GREAT?! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? I'M FAKE BRITISH!

Gwyneth Paltrow: I SAID


And that, dear readers, is how NOT to read to children.

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