There used to be a time when people thought of Lindsay Lohan as an up and coming A-List star. She was America's Sweetheart, an "It" girl, and actually kind of adorable and funny. Now, you may catch a disease, or a life-threatening addiction just from looking at her. And she just can't seem to keep her vag or her boobs locked away. Above, we see yet another example of Lindsay Lohan's boobs. And while she does have a pretty amazing set of boobs, one has to wonder how the rest of the world is reacting to Lohan's downward spiral:
Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay, and possible reason for the continual naughty-bits display, and all around assholery of her daughter had this to say:
"WHOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Par-taaaaaay! Them's be my girl's titaaaays!!! Show 'em if you got 'em!"
Louise Brown, who was the world's first "test-tube" baby, and who has recently given birth to her first child, chimes in:
"I pray to Science that my child is not the dirty, filthy whore that Lohan has turned out to be."
And finally, our dear President Bush was asked to comment. Unfortunately, he could only muster a single tear: