So some horny dudes and dudettes paid the 40$ to get at the misc. items that have been meticulously cataloged from Paris Hilton's storage space. You'd think it'd be all trash, but we have learned a few things about Paris that probably have been assumed but never confirmed. The following is a list of some of the more interesting items..
* Random perscription bottles of generic vicodin, ambien, and valtrex. Yep thats right folks, valtrex worked for paris, so it can work for YOU!
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003. (Probably from the stress of not knowing who the baby daddy was)
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.
I've also seen some of the videos from this vault. It's all naked Paris. Her ex fiance, hot model Jason Shaw doesn't give us a hot wang shot at all :( But the video I am waiting forward to leaking is one where a group of guys allegedly snorts a kilo of cocaine off a body oooh.
Bitch really is a cocked up and a coked up whore hoy hoy puns. i love puns. Puns are punny!