Jessica Alba Eats, Man wears Short Pants

Hollywood has been lame lately. The big story today is about Nicole Kidman getting in an accident during a movie shoot, but the bitch is okay, so I don't know why I even heard about this in the first place. If someone hasn't at least lost a limb, I don't want to hear about it...so I assume y'all don't either. But when Jessica Alba goes to lunch with some dude wearing women's flared short pants, I feel it is my duty to share these photos with you. So here you go:

Here they are lunching:


Here are the short pants:

And Here's Jessica Alba wearing the sunglasses that she always has on. They make her look a bit downsy., no?


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