If so, I sure hope he knows how to get around the nasty strain of crabs that's all up in there! HA! Get it! Ocean/Surfing/CRABS????!!!! My god, I'm hilarious.
TMZ is speculating that these two may, in fact, be bumpin' uglies. And Cameron Diaz couldn't have picked a better day to surf with this "Kelly Slater" fella, as I only remotely care due to the fact that this story is about a half a step above Hugh Grant taking a whizz (yes, before you ask, that is the correct spelling of whizz) in terms of things that I care about. Especially considering that the only Slater I ever wanted to hear about is that of the A.C. variety. That was until he went on "Dancing with the Stars". Now I would like to never hear, say, or type the word "Slater" ever again. Startiiiiiiing...NOW! So if this dude and Cameron continue their wild, STD-infested affair, I will need to call him something else. I was thinking "wang-cap", because, you know, he's bald, but feel free to make some suggestions in the comments.