Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Get a piece of 50 cent wrapped snuggly around your wang!

50 Cent is coming out with his own line of condoms. Details of the condoms have yet to be released, but I'm guessing that they will have a picture of 50 Cent on them, so your woman can say that 50 Cent has been inside her, and so the gays can say that 50 Cent has touched their wang (which is something the gays have been saying for a while now...). Word is that 50 Cent wanted to make his condoms equipped with pre-poked holes in them, in order to easily impregnate or disease your woman, but K-Fed already has the market cornered on that one. Sorry fiddy.


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