Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Gays, take a good look at this.

The Bible Says

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Hmmmmm...is this real? What the shit is this? I mean, I already knew that God hated Fags (I mean come on, that's kinda common knowledge in today's day, no?)...but putting it to a sweet rocking acoustic jam makes the painful slur...bittersweet? Listen closely gays, and maybe you'll heed the call and start hating yourself.

So, I took the bait and went to his website, www.lovegodsway.org. He LISTS "gay bands" and "safe bands"!!! Here are some examples of "safe bands":

*Cyndi Lauper
*Jars of Clay
*Cyndi Fucking Lauper
*Seriously? Cyndi Lauper?
*DC Talk
*Okay...I can't get over Cyndi Lauper. How is that hag safe?

Unfortunately, the link for "Gay Bands" isn't working, but we all know of a few, so let's just list them:

*30 Seconds to Mars
*Fall Out Boy

They also have a section called C.H.O.P.S. which stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE. Yeah, I shit you not. I know all y'all gays have been longing for the days that you could call yourself an ordinary person. Well now, thanks to this douchebag, you can be more like regulars! Please don't confuse this C.H.O.P.S. with that other C.H.O.P.S. though. You know, the one that stands for CHEERFULLY HANDLING yours and OTHER PEOPLE'S SACKS. That one is totally gay.

via Gawker

You Tube is totally being a fucking asshole and censoring this guy who is clearly only trying to spread a message of love, tolerance and peace. Here is what he had to say about it on his Myspace Page:

Video on MySpace

Well friends, YouTube took down the video that Evening Service and I have worked so hard on. I don't know what hurts more; being censored because of my message or people making fun of my weight. Hopefully MySpace believes in freedom of expression more than Google does. Maybe China isn't the only country Google is censoring. ;-)

Spread the Word
Keep the Faith

Donnie D.

ps. If any of ya'll post the video anywhere else please tell us!

I think that all y'all gays should head on over to his myspace and tell him about the other C.H.O.P.S. and see if he'd be at all interested.


ray said...

cyndi lauper is pretty much a gay man - that list blows.

Krisha said...

girls/gay -

This guy is getting WAY too much press. I heard it on two radio stations here - a description of CHOPS and this heinous song. We're doing all his hate work for him.

That being said - is that the creepiest f*er you've ever seen? Methinks he is a pederass.

nichole said...

Clearly he sends his message of hate with all the love in his heart. Very very funny and disgusting at the same time. I cannot fathom what it must be like to be Donnie. Is he just trying to convince himself of his own lame choice to go against every fiber of his gay being and NOT stick his bait and tackle into the fishing hole? That is really some serious hate!

Anne said...

"to enter heaven, there's no back door."


kennita said...

im so digusted with christians that misrepresent(people always gotta mess up things that they dont understand)... no wonder you think G-D hates gays
besides im christian and i have gay pride even though im straight but straight pride doesnt sound as nearly coool