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Hmmmmm...is this real? What the shit is this? I mean, I already knew that God hated Fags (I mean come on, that's kinda common knowledge in today's day, no?)...but putting it to a sweet rocking acoustic jam makes the painful slur...bittersweet? Listen closely gays, and maybe you'll heed the call and start hating yourself.
So, I took the bait and went to his website, www.lovegodsway.org. He LISTS "gay bands" and "safe bands"!!! Here are some examples of "safe bands":
*Jars of Clay
*Cyndi Fucking Lauper
*Seriously? Cyndi Lauper?
*Okay...I can't get over Cyndi Lauper. How is that hag safe?
Unfortunately, the link for "Gay Bands" isn't working, but we all know of a few, so let's just list them:
*30 Seconds to Mars
*Fall Out Boy
They also have a section called C.H.O.P.S. which stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE. Yeah, I shit you not. I know all y'all gays have been longing for the days that you could call yourself an ordinary person. Well now, thanks to this douchebag, you can be more like regulars! Please don't confuse this C.H.O.P.S. with that other C.H.O.P.S. though. You know, the one that stands for CHEERFULLY HANDLING yours and OTHER PEOPLE'S SACKS. That one is totally gay.
You Tube is totally being a fucking asshole and censoring this guy who is clearly only trying to spread a message of love, tolerance and peace. Here is what he had to say about it on his Myspace Page:
Video on MySpace
Well friends, YouTube took down the video that Evening Service and I have worked so hard on. I don't know what hurts more; being censored because of my message or people making fun of my weight. Hopefully MySpace believes in freedom of expression more than Google does. Maybe China isn't the only country Google is censoring. ;-)
Spread the Word
Keep the Faith
ps. If any of ya'll post the video anywhere else please tell us!
I think that all y'all gays should head on over to his myspace and tell him about the other C.H.O.P.S. and see if he'd be at all interested.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
The Bible Says