I hate when people I don't like look good. Lucky for me, Katie Holmes' scientologist-ass looks about 30 years older than she actually is by wearing that little ensemble. And she looks even worse standing next to Victoria Beckham, who looks pretty amazing. Take note, Poshy...if you go the scientologist route like your little friend over there, those are the outfits that your new "handlers" will be forcing you to wear. And because of that, Victoria Beckham will never become a scientologist. She's just too damn vain...and fabulous?